Short Jokes (Part 5)
I’m getting married next Friday, sir. Can I have the day off?
Married! No women would marry you unless she was mad! Who are you marrying?
Your daughter.
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It was a very hot afternoon and David was having trouble keeping his eyes open.
David, wake up, you can’t sleep in class, shouted the teacher.
David lifted his head from his desk and said:
Well, sir, if you didn’t talk so loudly, I’m sure I would be able to!
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If my brothers don’t leave home soon, I’ll have to look for somewhere else to
stay. One has six cats; another has four dogs; and my youngest brother has three
pigs!
So what’s the problem?
We all live in one room and the smell is terrible.
Why don’t you open the window?
What! And lose all my pigeons? Continue reading →
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Married! No women would marry you unless she was mad! Who are you marrying?
Your daughter.
————
It was a very hot afternoon and David was having trouble keeping his eyes open.
David, wake up, you can’t sleep in class, shouted the teacher.
David lifted his head from his desk and said:
Well, sir, if you didn’t talk so loudly, I’m sure I would be able to!
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If my brothers don’t leave home soon, I’ll have to look for somewhere else to
stay. One has six cats; another has four dogs; and my youngest brother has three
pigs!
So what’s the problem?
We all live in one room and the smell is terrible.
Why don’t you open the window?
What! And lose all my pigeons? Continue reading →
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